A PC and some chicken breasts
Cheez Its and an office desk
sausage and a jewelry chest
and a tub of whipped cream cheese
Pop Tarts and a fax machine
pancake mix and a trampoline
a big giant bottle of Mr Clean
and a brand new set of tires
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I wanna live at Costco, I wanna live at Costco
I wanna stay and pile my pallets high
takin stuff from every aisle
yeah it real makes me smile
I wanna stay and hang out all night long
after everyone is gone
hide behind a box of Dawn
biscotti and a garden hose
an air compressor and summer clothes
golf clubs, milk, and a 2-line phone
and a 5 pound block of cheese
a bicycle and hot dog buns
3 bean salad and a staple gun
man I'm havin' too much fun,
so let's down that Kirkland beer
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everything I'll ever want or need is right here
and you can't beat the rent at 40 bucks a year
A pink hot tub with water jets
a VCR and cigarettes
buddy this is as good as it gets
and one card holds all the power
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