Im No Good
She said that she loved me
With all of my faults
Now shes listing every one
She sure has some gall
She forgot to tell me
How much I should change
To fit in that mold of hers
She has herself to blame
She tells me Im no good------------ Chorus
But what she really means
Is Im no good for her
To fulfill all her dreams
Ill never raise a pinky
From my champagne glass
Or brown nose all her friends
Ill have to take a pass
I still love my bourbon
She wants it to be wine
And throw out all my beer
I say it tastes just fine
My pick-up is beneath her
She says I need something new
I give an honest answer
Ive better things to do
She tells me Im no good------------ Chorus
But what she really means
Is Im no good for her
To fulfill all her dreams
Ill never raise a pinky
From my champagne glass
Or brown nose all her friends
Ill have to take a pass
One less set of footsteps--------------- Bridge
Is now my favorite song
I know Im not wanted
Its time to move along
Instrumental Break
She tells me Im no good------------ Chorus
But what she really means
Is Im no good for her
To fulfill all her dreams
Ill never raise a pinky
From my champagne glass
Or brown nose all her friends
Ill have to take a pass
Ill never raise a pinky
From my champagne glass
Or brown nose all her friends
She can simply kiss my ass
Copyright John W Selleck BMI and Michael Silvers